2006-07-18 22:03:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd use the toilet seat covers, and if i ranout or there were none, then I would wiggle my behind to get the rest out then i'd flush the toilet a few times to make sure the water is clean, take off my underwear, rinse them in the toilet, and wipe my b88ty. Knowing it was explosive and yucky i might have to do this a few times.
And when I'm done i'll make sure no one else is in the rr and i'll throw my undies in the trash and wash my hands real goood. At least they won't smell like poo, but instead will smell like poo and soap.
2006-07-18 22:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by jonzmom1 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That's a good question! Well, I would probably do what the other people said they would do. Jump in the shower. But if it happend at a girl's house or a party and there was no shower in the bathroom, then I would probably commit suicide. Or jump out the window and run away.
2006-07-19 05:57:49 · answer #2 · answered by Phillip B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...this is a funny question and could very well happen to any of us. lol but i think that if i was home that i would dig in the laundry basket and pull out a sock or rag, wet it, then wipe vigorously bc you dont want an itchy butt... lol then very quickly and secretly take it to the washer. but if i was in public then i would do what the other girls have said...use my panties. then toss them, and i hope that they arent my fav panties, i would be sp upset to lose them. and if they were and i knew that i was going straight home, i would pocket those babies! lol gross i know, but who can bare the thought of tossing your fav. undies! like the song says....YOU CANT OVER-LOVE YOUR UNDERWEAR! <3
2006-07-19 05:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by chickfilet7786 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wipe it with your boxer or under pants and throw the boxer away.
Also the wall could come in handy.
And to prevent future accidents, cap it with a piece of cork.
In other words, use your imagination.
2006-07-19 05:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by prosperous_lunatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While backpacking in China, I met a person who had a few pages missing out of his guide-book. On questioning, it turned out that he got resourceful in such a situation as you describe.
He also told me that socks are quite effective too.
2006-07-19 07:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Benjamin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends... if at home "and this has happened" i jump in the shower or use a sanitary napkin "pad"
if at a public place.... i'll use the toilet seat covers or my panties and toss them and go without till i get home "i never wear skirts or dresses so i got nothing to worry there lol "
2006-07-19 05:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask the guy in the next stall if he could break a 20 dollar bill.
2006-07-19 05:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by Astro Gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might as well practice some Finger-Painting on the Bathroom Wall.....
2006-07-19 05:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by AlbertaGuy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a crappy question !!!
;^)
I suppose I could always call on the new Superman ...
2006-07-19 05:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up from the dream! (it has to be a dream)
2006-07-19 08:35:30 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋