Heres a joke?

Question

Paddy walks into a bar. He orders 6 pints of Guiness. He then proceeds to drink the first one the third one and the fifth one. he then stands up to leave. The bar tender says "Hey Paddy why is it that you only drunk the first, third and fifth beer?" Paddy replys "Oh it's my doctor, he said i'm only allowed the odd drink"

Answer 1

that was gud: how abt this one: heheh:


Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation for sex with his wife.

Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously ‘What ya doin dad?’ His father quickly replied,

‘I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.’

To which Little Johnny replied ‘What ya gonna do, screw him?’

Answer 2

eh a little chuckle...

Paddy walks into a bar,
He worders 3 shots, he downs one and then made small talk with the bar owner, after about 2 minutes he downs the 2nd and then the 3rd. This went on for a couple of weeks until the bartender asked him if he wanted to put that in one glass...Paddy said no 1 shot is for him and the other 2 represent his brothers back in ireland, this is just to remember them and feel like they're here. the bartender content with his answer and continues to do this for months. Soon after 3 months Paddy only orders 2. The bartender worried finally asked "Did something happened to one of your brothers? All these months you've ordered 3 shots, and now you only have 2." paddy looks at him and smiles "no nothing happened to either one of them its just that...I quit drinking."

hehe that gets me everytime lol check ya later ♥

Answer 3

Listen dont feel bad but i am always frank so That joke gave me a **** in' feeling

Answer 4

hey gud one

Answer 5

good one

7/10

Answer 6

really cool dude and funny

Answer 7

cool

Answer 8

yes it is a joke, what was the question again?

Answer 9

ok for a smile,

Answer 10

good