Why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-07-18 21:00:59 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question
Colin Powell 's Answer:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
2006-07-18 21:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by blah blah 5 · 10⤊ 1⤋
it crossed the road because its friends were playing on the other side of the road. the chicken just wanted to have fun with them.
2006-07-18 21:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road because she felt a sexual urge come over her, and saw a mighty fine rooster on the other side.
2006-07-18 21:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was one of those chicken ECT dinner places on one side and the other side had a PETA office with free accomodations for chickens. Complete with a spa and a whole staff or vegan personel.
2006-07-18 21:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by adobeprincess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Over Pass or Under Pass is within the Area
2006-07-18 21:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by Silly Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 get 2 the other side
lol nice Q thanx 4 the 2 points
2006-07-18 21:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well she saw this really cool looking rooster over there and was like, "Hey, I GOTTA meet HIM!" and so she sauntered over all sexy (for a chicken) to say, 'hello'.
Long story short... he was more dog that bird, so she turned tail, went back to her side of the street and never looked back.
2006-07-18 21:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by DigitalRoar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. I just want to be one of the 100 people.
2006-07-18 21:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by shortgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken wanted to give it a try
2006-07-18 21:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by meemo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 70 more to go now...
why do I care? Stupid chicken.
2006-07-18 21:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by Big E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋