2006-07-18 20:52:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I could blow out a hole in my pantyhose
2006-07-18 21:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You haven't taken a poop and so you fart and the then you end up constipated, with a stomachache and then you keep on breaking wind and suddenly no one wants to do overtime that day in the office, they start to remember chores they have to complete.
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2006-07-19 21:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
St Quentin the patron Saint of flatulence died of suffocation due to farting in the confessional booth. The priest who was smoking a joint at the time got burnt to death when the fart ignited ( he went to hell for using illicit drugs)
2006-07-19 03:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The "fart-er" has to smell it too. 2. It leaves a funny brownish mark in your underpants.
2006-07-19 03:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could be shaking the hand of the person that just decided they don't really care what you have to say during the job-interview.
2006-07-19 03:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by © 2007. Sammy Z. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst is that u sneeze too along with it when you have caught cold too. the opposing effect as the spped of sneeze will either make you spoil your pants or your handerkerchief.
2006-07-19 03:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by Explorer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart ** poopie come out hand in hand.
jus lik me n my boyfriend coming out of a dark theatre.
2006-07-19 05:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard of someone once pushing too hard and rupturing a blood vessel... he covered his bed in blood and was rushed to hospital...
2006-07-19 03:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by Bruach C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Four people get up and leave the room, one lady vomits, and the cat dies.
2006-07-19 03:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by zameaze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spontaneous combustion??
2006-07-19 03:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by jakkibluu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pollute the air and if out on a first date....embarass urself and no more 2nd date if she's that shallow
2006-07-19 03:57:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋