The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
2006-07-18 20:46:53 · 10 answers · asked by Happy Alf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the s*n of a b*ch is four; four plus four, the s*n of a b*ch is eight; eight plus eight, the s*n of a b*ch...'"
"Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords."
"But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."
Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "
2006-07-18 20:47:35 · update #1
nice one...
2006-07-18 20:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Harry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-07-19 03:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old sorry sweetpea check ya later â¥
2006-07-19 05:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohoho, ROTFL!!!
These were the corniest jokes i ever heard!
for the nth time i think...
ahaha, no offense, you know nothing's really original
2006-07-19 04:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by alexa_inc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you Alf!
2006-07-19 09:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahah.....
2006-07-19 03:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-07-19 04:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by luvbuggies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute cute...10/10 cheers! lolz
2006-07-19 03:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-07-19 05:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by Aby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2006-07-19 03:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by Myung Ji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋