2006-07-18 20:25:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
boners and beating off is not a sin STFU
2006-07-18 20:29:37 · update #1
Considering he WAS a male, and you guys know that you can't keep the "other" dude in control ALL the time, I'd say yes, yes he did atleast have an erection at one point or another in his life. And really, what's the big deal? It's a part of the human body, not some oh-so-dirty sin! If it was, I'm sure his holiness would have chopped it off before he could use the thing. (Note: This is if he existed)
2006-07-18 21:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kali 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You know, I would assume Jesus did get boners. He was a human after all. But beating off...well, I believe in the Torah it says something about not "spilling your seed on the ground" which would probably mean that beating off actually is a sin. The Catholic church has always maintained that masturbation is sinful (also that condoms are sinful). So I would say, yes, Jesus got boners, but no, he did not beat off.
2006-07-19 03:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by lc_frosh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to go ahead and say I will pray for forgiveness for you because you probably won't. I can believe someone would ask a question so brainless and degrading because that's how the world is becoming, think of the one person U HURT by thinking that kinda stuff is cute Jesus When the world fails you remember he WON'T U R in my prayers!
2006-07-19 03:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by beadiemae 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he was a human being yes. i am sure God would not mind something so trivial and natural. In fact it would go against Him, to go against the nature He created!!! If God did not plann this so than it would not have been so. And quit with the "it is the Devil's work" humbug! Masturbation is a very natural and sometimes usefull divice for jung individials to come to terms with they maturing bodies . If they are good and honest people and live their rest of their lives in the ways of Jesus then masturbation is REALLY no bad thing. (if its done in private that is).
2006-07-19 03:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by memory_of_flight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most Likely, I mean he was in "Human" form for awhile then he turned into something else then came back as somthing weird then he flew up to heaven and saw some angels and came...........uh....uh.. back down and saw something and talked to someone about an apartment then bought a mule and rode it to see his girlfriend and she took off with someone else and he got mad and made his brain fry in his head like an egg then he made his girlfriend watch as they put him on a cross then he said enough is enough and we were all going to die for this.........then I lost track after that :-(
2006-07-19 03:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by TommyTrouble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the answer!!!
There was no internet so there for he didn't beat off...
There were no magazines or pictures back in his day. He probably stuck his **** into the nearest goat for kicks but thats probably it....
2006-07-19 03:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by daniel d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say a prayer and ask Him in that prayer. I'll bet you'll be proud of yourself and He'll be proud of you! Not. PS Grow Up, Get a hobby.
2006-07-19 03:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He commited no sins. He lived the only perfect life. No, he did no such things.
2006-07-19 03:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by I Have The Answer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh look, the kids are up rather late tonight...must be summer vacation. Parents, do you know what your kids are doing?????
2006-07-19 03:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely, like all the time, trust me, don't listen to these other naysayers.
2006-07-19 03:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by gfmech 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋