This couple goes to an agricultural show way out
in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are
watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull
to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull
reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs,
& comments, "See! That was more than 5 times
a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine
specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's
some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this
comparison.
The third bull is up for sale:
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365
times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year!
How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells
back, "Sure, once a day!... But ask the auctioneer
if they were all with the same cow!!!"
2006-07-18 19:58:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Right up there at the top.
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
2. THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
2006-07-19 18:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaa i wonder how she's going to feel after that. I rate you a 10 and an A+.
2006-07-19 03:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !
My father in law promised me a cow and a farm if i married his daughter..i am still waiting for the farm...
2006-07-19 17:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imao.....poor husband, his wife definitely needs a bull ;)
hahahahaha i give u 10
Cheers!!!
2006-07-19 03:03:18 · answer #4 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old joke but you told it well. Solid B.
2006-07-19 03:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by photonic_beam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C+, didn't quite make me laugh out loud.... was more like "hmm, interesting."
2006-07-19 03:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Hotaru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice LOL
2006-07-19 03:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe cow... lol.. 8/10
2006-07-19 03:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA!!!!! My dad is going to love that joke and i cant wait to tell him!!!!! Good one!!!!
2006-07-19 03:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by mamagooseof7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give a B+
2006-07-19 03:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Lightbringer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋