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1. We know the truth

2. We are forgiven of our sins

3. We have a loving and gracious God who protects us

4. No matter how bad we mess up, we know that God will fix it and make it work for the better

5. When we die, we will go to heaven

6. God gives us peace beyond all understanding

7. We love others

8. We will always have one friend, even if the whole world has turned against us

9. We don't have to try and be someone we aren't because God accepts us for who we are

10. We don't have to worry about what others think of us

2006-07-18 18:49:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Do you know why Satanists are happy?

1. We know the truth

2. We don't believe in sin, only morally objectionable actions

3. We have a Great, kind, loving god who guides AND protects us

4. If I screw up, I try harder next time to get it right

5. When we die, we go to Hell(which isn't what it's cracked up to be)

6. Satan gives us the chance to develop ourselves as individuals

7. We can love and hate others, who are deserving.

8. We will have more than one friend, even though the world IS against us

9. Satan accepts us for who we are, but wants us to grow up in a positive way

10. We don't give to hoots in Hell what people think of us or our spirituality

I hope this was belligerent enough to rival your post. These are my true feelings of course, you're welcome to confront me anytime, if just for my amusement. :)

2006-07-18 22:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by Kali 3 · 2 0

And you believe you are among the elite few. That generally will make humans happy. YOu also have a close knit community, which most primates enjoy.
However, I do not believe, as a whole, Christians are any happier than any other group.
I personally find it hard to believe that a God who could create a universe so beautiful, intricate and amazing would limit the access to 'Heaven' for his creations. Makes 'him' sound horribly bitter, cruel and rather egotistical.

2006-07-19 01:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Diana D 2 · 0 0

Yusuf Estes (former Christian Preacher) is wonderful person. I love visiting his site occasionally www.islamalways.com He has taught me a lot. Thank you enlighten men for sharing that story.

2006-07-19 02:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by EnlightME 3 · 0 0

They are fuelled up with the lord our god, and positive energy always lights up from the inside out, try it!!!! amen

2006-07-19 02:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by nannikiri 1 · 0 0

That's Right!
I agree with you 100%
☺

2006-07-19 01:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

11. We are all braindead and brainwashed idiots living in ignorant bliss unaware of the hate and death our religion is guilty of.

2006-07-19 02:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by John D 2 · 0 0

Great...another idiot who think she's better than everyone else. God also said to be humble. That's one thing you're lacking.

2006-07-19 01:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by dewdropinn 3 · 0 0

Why the heck did my Christian neighbor commit suicide two days ago?

That enlighten man guy is so irritating, he makes me scroll so much.

2006-07-19 01:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by avik_d2000 4 · 0 0

Opiate consumption.

2006-07-19 01:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Walter 5 · 0 0

I don't agree that Christians are happy - I know too many Christians who are miserable to believe your premise... but I'm happy that your happy.

2006-07-19 01:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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