My friend Stephen, (aka Trailblazer here on answers) is an illegal from the lost city of Atlantis. He floated here (much like a turd) nearly 24 years ago. Should he be deported?
2006-07-18 18:42:25 · 25 answers · asked by The anti-emo 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
By deported I mean should I tie a brick to his foot and toss him over board... he'll eventually make it back to Atlantis...
2006-07-18 18:43:18 · update #1
Matt Daddy. You make a lot of valid points.. all the while remaining a complete idiot at the same time.
2006-07-18 19:25:08 · update #2
Tell him to get a green card.
Then he can help with the elimination of emos.
2006-07-18 18:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kiri 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would like to know what people have against Atlanteans... Somebody even claimed that none of us are alive... which is completely untrue... May I ask... How do you know that we do not exist? We have technology beyond your wildest dreams... In fact we have been trading with the Japanese for many years... Many of your Video game systems and Japanese electronics come from Antlantis... Any who wish it may join me to a visit to Atlantis in my express bubble... As for me being deported... My simple minded Human friend... After 15 years this is how you treat me... I am sorry that your feeble little mind is having difficulty trying to comprehend the massive shock of how I am really an Antlantian... but isn't asking me to be deported a little drastic... I mean I know your upset but come on... and to a brick no less... tsk tsk...
2006-07-19 03:41:41 · answer #2 · answered by Trailblazer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be ridiculous. This country, while never having a clear policy regarding those it offers asylum, has certainly striven to err on the side of humanity. Your friend would undoubtedly be considered a refugee, and with just a little good press, all of a sudden he's a hero! No politician in his right mind would hesitate to advocate his path to citizenship. Even if he does not possess job skills, corporations would fight for the chance to be the first to hire him, just to prove their diversity. Sure, he'd be a token at first, but soon his peers would accept him. Bottom line, does he really want to spend the rest outside of society? Certainly after all these years, he must hold this country close to his bosom. I'm sure if he reaches out, he will find the United States of America will reciprocate.
2006-07-18 19:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by The Matt Daddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the lost city of Atlantis?? Dude what the heck are you waiting for?? Call the scientists (and the national enquirer) don't have him deported, think of all the money you could make off of him, eventually you can even turn him over to Barnum and Bailey cirque de freaks. You could be rich!!!
Ripley's Believe it or not pays top dollar for his kind of story....
2006-07-18 18:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Hold em Rox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he, along with all his friends during past 24 years, should be deported.
They have all helped him to hide/live around without reporting earlier.
If you do not find a stone, tie yourself with his feet and jump. He deserves a more drastic end for having such a company.
2006-07-18 22:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by Saadi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. The ride sounds like fun anyway. But I don't think a brick is heavy enough.
And it's hilarious that people actually took you seriously......Atlantis? C'mon people!
2006-07-18 18:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not deported, per say, but he should apply for the proper citizenship papers because neither him nor his employer are paying taxes on him.
He and you both know it is wrong, thus you have the answer to your question.
2006-07-18 18:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by bridetobebrandie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i imagine you may want to get on with your existence, and go away her the heck on my own! i'd kinda understand the position you're coming from if she changed into only courting the guy, yet she's married. Get a existence, and enable her stay her own too, rather for the reason that there are youthful ones in touch!!!
2016-10-14 22:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really Atlantians were here first before the Europeans, if anyone should be deported it is all the Europeans
2006-07-18 18:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where would you deport him if Atlantis is lost?
2006-07-18 18:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he is a productive member of society, and by that i don't mean job history, i mean does he help others if they need help, would he go without so a friend could have, and is he just a good person, then no
2006-07-18 18:48:46 · answer #11 · answered by fun2b4wheln 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋