If you "thump" a bible, can you tell if it's ripe enough to eat? If it is, would eating it cause diarrhea?

Answer 1

If you "thump" a Bible, then you'd be insulting God as the Bible is his inspired word.

Answer 2

You have to be careful, because if you thump it too much, you will end up eating it, and then all you do for a while is spout... well, you get the idea, yeah diahrrea

Answer 3

constipation is the normal result, and bibles are tested for ripeness by belting, not thumping, don't feel bad, common mistake

Answer 4

Actually the prophet Ezekiel DID eat the words God told him that he had written down. He said, in Ezekiel 3:3, "So I ate it, and it tasted sweet as honey in my mouth." He didn't get diarrhea but they don't record the poop of prophets so i am not too sure, lol. Pretty interesting stuff.

Answer 5

The term came into use when streetcorner evangelists would "thump" the bible to make their point.

I only know this Cause I use to do it, and no, it is not disrespectful, just fervent...

Answer 6

The only way to find out is to conduct this experiment yourself.

Or find yourself a sacrificial victim... they're always a laugh.

Answer 7

how do i prepare a bible for eating? its to hard to cut but eating it raw would cause som major complications. i supose its a good source of fiber thought....

Answer 8

Sorry, only reading it will cause diarrhea.

Answer 9

LOL. hahaha. thanks for making my day :) But that's not what they mean by bible thumping hahaha

Answer 10

go for it, but balance your diet with the satanic verses