What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions
2006-07-18 17:31:33 · 29 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Got one for you, too.
Eve went to God and said: "I am bored."
God said: "I know what I will do for you. I'll make a man for you."
"What's a man?" Eve asked.
"A man is a being like you, except hairier and smellier. He will always complain, and won't be too intelligent," God said.
"Why would I want that?" Eve asked.
"He'll be company. Also, he's extremely proud, so in order to not hurt his feelings, we'll have to make him believe he was created first," God finished.
"Hmmmm, okay," sighed Eve.
"Hey, Eve, that'll be our ladies' secret."
2006-07-18 17:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you I wouldn't make Godly joke's, because God is not a joke, anything but God. Plus your jokes are not completely true. God made man for his glory and woman for man's glory. Yes God made the woman beautiful so that man would love her, but God also made man handsome to woman, and that's why woman loves the man, not because she's dumb. And Moses wander in the wilderness for fourty years, because he was instructed by God to do so, for the sake of the children of Israel. And moses asked plenty of questions, like for the using of his rode. Moses, he ended up in the wilderness for so long by asking questions. Moses was very obedient. You probably know all of this yourself, but you should'nt play around with God ok. God bless.
2006-07-19 00:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by louturtle l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it was funny but so not true god made us all equal and if you look back in history back to Cleopatra woman ran the world . women were created to design the world and man was designed to build it but when Cleopatra showed her weakness and ended her life man sad that they were the stronger ones they would not do such a thing but if you look up the stats you will find men are more suicidal then woman and woman.
2006-07-19 00:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by lois k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha LOVE the Moses one.
2006-07-19 00:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by debisioux 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you stop messing with the Word of God, have some respect clown
I hate when people disrespect my God
2006-07-19 00:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by joy-ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did GoD created stupid people..?
Because He loves YOU!
2006-07-19 00:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the comedy relief Dougie! You should do it regular!
2006-07-19 00:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by toyoyo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasnt adam the stupid one who didnt think b4 eve shoved an apple down his throat?
2006-07-19 00:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny, but just to let people know, these weren't actually in the bible, they're jokes
good ones at that.
2006-07-19 00:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by deluxe_pow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and sooo true....lol, just kidding. I like them though. there cute.
2006-07-19 00:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋