When I told them that I was a couple of years older than Mohammed Ali but not nearly as handsome, as smart as Donald Trump but not nearly so rich (unless his income is below $12,000 a year now), as sure of my opinions as Albert Einstein was but can't even balance my checkbook, have erectile function disorder that I hope the woman can cure because I want a relationship only for the sex (if possible) but, being only 65, am not ready to settle down to a long-term committment, nobody responded except for one lady who said she appreciated my uphill battle. What did she mean??? I wasn't in any battle. Even if I were young enough, I'd be scared to! Wanted: sexpot. Only real babes need apply. I don't care how young you are, just so you are legal and look good! I don't care how old and ugly you are either, because I didn't pay the electric bill so there aren't any lights on in my apartment anyway.
2006-07-18 17:25:50 · 10 answers · asked by John (Thurb) McVey 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Thurb, ya knucklehead, you seriously rock. And, you can even construct a decent sentence! Great story, that one, especially the part about being 65.
But to answer your question, I have never seen a personal ad that I believed. Not even my own.
2006-07-18 17:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Heckel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is funny but the question is very interesting. I have taught people to do resumes, and as a Christian, I am not comfortable about lying. But in resumes or want ads, you can honestly talk about your positive qualities, your education, your accomplishments, your potential and likes and dislikes while staying away from what might send somebody away or lose you the possibility for getting the job.
As the old song said (in the version of James K. Kyser):
Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative and
Don't mess with Mr. In Between
Nobody likes wishy washy people but nobody likes braggarts or liars either. So probably someone needs your company and would enjoy doing things with you (if the relationship became sexual or not.)
2006-07-18 17:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why tell stories when your only lyin' to yourself !
It all will catch up and slap you in your face ! Besides, no one but one responded cause, you talk too much about yourself and not what you are looking for in a relationship ! They'd prefer to figure out YOU themselves rather than be told !
2006-07-18 17:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jo Jo Gunn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might've answered that if I was single. Once upon a time, I had an ad with a banner of "All the good men are either married, gay, or dead. Prove me wrong!"
2006-07-18 17:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 07:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least your open about your pervertions and desperation... lol, most Americans are total tightwads when it comes to their libido, which is why they are more psychotic and prone to rape etc.
2006-07-18 17:29:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is crazy funny. Genius if you actually thought of all that on your own.
2006-07-18 17:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by if i only knew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
living life without drama is not living a life at all..
2006-07-18 17:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by justine d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-18 17:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by asoldierswife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-18 17:29:25 · answer #10 · answered by dominic_martinez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋