Where was the best, worst, or funniest place that you ever ....?

Question

took a pee...?

I took one off the top of a 3 story riverboat one time...shuda heard 'em hollering down below.....

Answer 1

I got all liquored up one time while at my friend's place.( I am now sober for 9 years) I staggered into his bathroom just aching to make my bladder gladder.(17 Molson Exports and almost a quart of Silent Sam Vodka) I couldn't find the light so I started feeling for the toilet seat and when I found it I lifted it and let loose with one very long stream.
When I was done, my eyes had adjusted to the light enough so that as I was doing up my zipper I looked over my shoulder and there was the toilet behind me!!!
When I looked down to see where I had urinated, I realized I had whizzed in his laundry hamper.
Needless to say, I was doing their laundry the next day.

Answer 2

Can't believe I'm admitting this, but that's the great thing about the anonymity of the internet I suppose. I was in Marine Corp boot camp and was on the rifle range. Well, when you drink 5 gallons of water a day, ya gotta PEE! Well, on the rifle range you can't just poke your head up and go, and besides, the nearest porta potty was like a mile run away, and you're not allowed to go alone, because you gotta take your rifle with you,and you can't take it with you alone, so you gotta have someone go with you and hold your rifle while you're in there..well, I had to go really bad, and of course, I had to find someone to go with and then on top of that, run about a mile to the porta potty. I didn't make it :( and when we got back to our squad bay, we did a "shake down" where you strip all your clothes off and everything and the drill instructors check your belongings for live rounds (suicide prevention) and well, my drill instructor picked up my wet camo pants and embarassed the hell out of me in front of the whole platoon. I was SO embarassed :(

Answer 3

I once had a bladder the size of a sailor on 24 hour leave when driving on the express way. So I had to pull over and improvised with an empty coffee cup. Only thing was, once the flow started I couldn't stop it, and the coffee cup overflowed onto the drivers seat. That was one wet drive.

Answer 4

Worst was some gas station in the midle of pennsylvania--driving through there with my family, and there was nowhere else to stop. Disgusting. Or another bad one was backcountry camping. With backcountry camping, there's obviously no bathrooms, and being a girl, going to the bathroom and camping SUCKS.

Answer 5

this friend of mine and i were taking the SATs and well, they don't give u a bathroom break til like 2hrs in and she had to go really bad but she didn't so she just thought she could wait it out but then all of a sudden u just heard something dripping, like water, turns out, she was peeing herself and she did a lot, i mean poor girl, she held it in a long time, but we all just looked and stared, she had to go home and well, we had to change classrooms cuz damn, it smelled bad, i felt so bad for her

Answer 6

I guess if I was a guy, this would be a cool question to answer... but the best I can do is out in a forest while camping. That's 'bout it.

Answer 7

Wow--too many to mention.. hmm--the driveway, my aunts sidewalk, the middle of the gas station parking lot, on the side of the road., in the men's restroom (had to go!)...hmmmm

Answer 8

Best, on the door handel of a cop car. Worst, on the door handel of my own car. (very, very drunk) funniest, well, one of those two I guess, you choose.

Answer 9

in college on this one kids head. we took pictures and mailed them to his parents showing them what he was "really" up to at college. never really spoke to him again after that.