Ho Chi Minh's zombie attacks, what do you do?!
2006-07-18 17:15:55 · 32 answers · asked by Golgo-13 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, first I order the barbeque bacon burger cause it's the bomb diggity. Then it's off to the races. First I'll take one of those fancy *** chalk boards and go WWF across the back, Smash! Uh oh! Watch out for the mad style round house attack, super sick. What's that? Fork to the dome piece...wait seven forks to the dome piece and upper torso! Wow! Here it comes, suplex followed by a powerbomb, followed by, get this, a full nelson!! On a zombie!?! No time to act amazed or you'll miss the heave ho into the bar. Smiggity smash you're covered in glass. You know what comes next! Flame on...ooh yeah!! I like my zombies well done.. Then it's the old judo chop to the face piece and watch the heads roll! Just in time to wash my hands, sit back, and enjoy my burger. Their fries are the dank as well.
2006-07-18 17:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by mickeycushman 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yell "Holy Sh!# Ho Chi Minh's zombie is eating at Chili's!!!"
2006-07-18 17:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by boter_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flash him Ho Chi Minh zombie tattoo and hope he takes the hint!
2006-07-18 22:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I said "Aw Sh!t... Not Again." I'd pull out a grenade launcher and start squeezing the trigger. When the coast's clear... I finnish my dinner. Unless I blew it up with the zombies. Then I go to red lobster and have a better meal. But I'd bring my rocket launcher just in case I was attacked again. Anything to avoid using my molitov cocktails... those things are just messy.
2006-07-18 17:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you were batman, you could just use your handy anti-ho chi minh zombie spray
2006-07-18 17:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order a round for the house.
2006-07-18 17:18:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
finish dinner then tell the zombie to clear the plates
2006-07-18 17:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by likeitis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow on my handy dandy whistle that only Chuck Norris can hear! No worries, he's Walker, Texas Ranger after alll....
2006-07-18 17:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by m_diddy04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the F out of Chili's!!!
2006-07-18 17:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by s_t_e_p_2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him to join you. Not only for dinner, but in your conquest of the world. Pesky Humans!!!!
2006-07-18 17:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by roscoedeadbeat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋