Bad news is the Martians have landed.
The good news is they PEE gasoline
2006-07-18 16:51:56 · 8 answers · asked by blackjack911 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmm... don't know what to say to that.
2006-07-18 16:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by Cameron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the Martians will take over the White House. Hell, they couldn't do much worse than the idiot we have in charge....
2006-07-18 23:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Heinrich the Great 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Martians landing isn't bad news then, is it?
2006-07-18 23:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bad news is cows have taken over the world
the good news is they crap money
lol that is the best I could come up with
^Just^ Peach^y^
2006-07-19 00:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
should I park next to a urinal or will they pee directly into my gas tank?
2006-07-18 23:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where I need gas... How much do they charge...
2006-07-19 00:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great news ,can they bring their mates?????
2006-07-19 00:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by butterfly*effect 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-19 00:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋