What's the funniest thing you've ever heard a child say ?

Answer 1

My 3 yo daughter was excited because her uncle and aunt were coming to visit. She calls them "Chip and Dale." Anyway, it had been a whole year since she saw them last. When they got outta the car, they must have looked older than she last remembered them, becuase she loudly proclaimed that it was not Chip and Dale it was "Chip and Dale's mom"


hahaha

Answer 2

As a Sunday School teacher for ages 2 and 3 a few years ago we had just listened to the story of the woman at the well. The children listened very closely and at the end of the story I asked "Now where did the woman get the water?" One little girl, Courtney, piped up so proudly and replied "Wal-Mart!".

Answer 3

I overheard some language at the park one day as an 8 year old boy; at the dinner table in the middle of the silence I said Hey Mom, what's a _unt? You have to fill in the blank,sorry.

Answer 4

My son offerred a priest a cup of coffee at the doorstep as he was not allowed to let strangers into the house....

Answer 5

My son actually said the "f" word when trying to say Fire Truck. I couldn't believe it, I always thought it was a joke until my son actually did it.

I couldn't stop laughing. But I had to try to hold it in and help him with the word he meant to say.

Answer 6

The first time my 6yr old saw a transient. He said, in a uncharacteristic cynical tone " what happened to him"

Answer 7

when my son was about 4 he had to have some blood drawn.....his peditriction reassured him it would hurt etc....when i took him down to labs the nurse she even told him it wouldn't hurt....she poked his finger and yelled at the nurse " you and my doctor f***ing lied....hope you don't like to all us little kids"....i started laughing ....the nurse didn't know what to say.....but 8 years later the same old nurse still remembers and reminds him that it doesn't hurt and then gives him dirty looks

Answer 8

"my momma don't have panties on" at church