Willys cynical thought for the day;
It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one freaking screw to fill it!
For months, I've been getting spam emails offering to sell me pills that will increase the size of my penis up to three inches. I just ignored them and deleted them, but then curiosity got the best of me and I decided to try them, just to see what would happen.
I answered the ad and when the pills arrived, I was so anxious to try them, that I opened the package and without reading the instructions, took one and let it dissolve on my tongue.
It worked, but I have to ask you ladies, "What can I do with an eight-inch tongue?"
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-18 16:47:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/18/06 Why I'm tired Subscribing is easy err these Rump Humpies at YA are gonna delete this....
2006-07-18 16:48:07 · update #1
Willys cynical thought for the day;
Those penis enlarging pills I bought, online, are really workig! Everybody says I'm a BIGGER prick than ever!
2006-07-18 17:05:41 · update #2
the joke was funny enough i thought untill i started reading the comments from guys telling you the pills dont work! lmfao
2006-07-19 02:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by doodle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it sound to good to be genuine that is. in case you probably did not enter then how can you win. that is a scam only hit the unsolicited mail button. do no longer open emails like this it only confirms your e mail manage and also you'll get a lot extra unsolicited mail. under no circumstances supply out your own information to any of those places. that is a phishing scam. desire this enables!!!
2016-10-14 22:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be back up for Gene Simmons when he's sick or ask an aardvark if they are hiring.
**love the tats!! I have 5 myself!
2006-07-18 16:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by hipergirl22 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with an eight inch tounge? You can pleasure a rather large lady! lol rock her socks! go go go
2006-07-18 16:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by bickeo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hea dude Willy i don't think those pills will help ur willy ,there a scam..
2006-07-18 16:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by Hea Dude ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..tht was hilarious...made me laugh out loud at the office and got my colleuge running in
2006-07-18 16:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very witty
2006-07-19 03:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke.....
2006-07-18 16:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Katherine C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's spam, delete it, report it, and turn on your spam blocker
2006-07-18 16:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by kev 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes! you can never be forgiven! muahhahahaha!!!!!! yes it should be ok.
2006-07-18 16:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by 2Bold2Btold 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋