Why I'm tired?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Remember everybody; this is life no one can freaking get out of it alive!

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:. . The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19
million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ***, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

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From; WILLYS JOKES 7/18/06 Why I'm tired Subscribing is easy err these Rump Humpies at YA are gonna delete this....

Duhhhhhhhh it is a joke you Hemerhoidal Humper!

Answer 1

haha very very good lol you know i'm also tired because when driving down the interstate you expect people to go idk 80 (me i like to go 95 but 80 is good even though the interstate is 65 heh) But when omg people go the speed limit that means you have to really be alert to the drivers and then there's construction when you're on 355 on a 3 lane highway and they make you merge into 1 lane along with people merging on to the highway, so much stop go stop go. ugh! you know that was only coming home going there i was going 110 which was nice but that means a lot of weaving and also i don't have my contacts so... i'm tired of driving with stupid people who have no idea how to drive or speed for that matter, also these people must not be employed because everyday there is someone who likes to be a sunday driver, sunday drivers are the worst and make you work harder just to steer a car. you know? okay glad you understand me lol check ya later ♥

Answer 2

lol!!omg!lol
here's 1:
Three econometricians went out hunting and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired but missed bye a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire but shouted in triumph, " We got it!! We got it!!* ...

4 your collection :)

Answer 3

So you left me do do all that work while you type this you are evil you low life blood sucking punk... I get it you want to blame me for your bad job... Well hahaha... I mean hehehehe... I amtaking a three month vaction leaving only you do to all that work!

Answer 4

well u aren't really tiered i have been awake for to consecitive days and have a plane to catch.

whay don't u take a vacation then no one will have to do the work and he co mputers can take over and do the work for us.

Answer 5

umm...just curios...y is this in the jokes and riddles sect?

Answer 6

lmao....very cool!