Here is mine:
What is the big deal about ethnic cleansing in Africa?
I think personal hygene is important, no matter what race you are!
2006-07-18 16:38:04 · 5 answers · asked by athorgarak 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the chicken cross the road? to show the possum it could be done
2006-07-18 18:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-07-19 14:28:32 · answer #2 · answered by dfmodena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-19 02:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do puns... my (adult) brother said "fork you!" at the dinner table and I told him, "now, now... be knife."
If the weather is hot and muggy for the CNE this year, it will be a humid Ex.
I told my hubby I felt like a lizard... becuase my a.s.s. is dragon.
2006-07-19 00:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by Samlet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just fixed my vacuum cleaner. It realy sucks.
Probably not original, but I did just fix my vacuum and thought it was funny, but I'm easily amused. :)
2006-07-19 00:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋