Got any Interesting Epitaphs?

Question

Along the lines of "here are the bones of miss martha jones, the gates of hell will spare her -- born a virgin, died a virgin - no hits, no runs no errors!"

I wonder if epitaph is getting lost in the translation? Things engraved on tombstones, basically. I was wondering if anyone knew of any funny ones -- either actual or fictional.

Answer 1

Here lies iamigloo, he always wanted to know what the red button does, and now he knows.

Answer 2

Here lies the body of David Blake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake