2006-07-18 15:33:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
I'd feel flat and round and all toasty warm inside my lifestyle would be surrounded with warm maple syrup and lots of whipped buttery butter but to only get gobbled up and wind up in someone's tummy.
2006-07-18 15:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by cutiepie81289 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first I'd just be "made". I'd get whipped and then burned. (hey, how'd you know I was into S&M?) Then you'd reward me by letting me get a nice tan :) with butter as my tanning oil
then you'd let me engage in group sex because you always throw me on top of other pancakes (orgies even better!)
And of course, I know you...you like "bigger" sizes because you always make sure I'm nice and round :)
Then you let me have a little taste of your Aunt Jemima (now I don't know about this incestuous stuff, a little kinky if you ask me)
or sometimes we do the food fetish thing where you cover me in strawberries and whipped cream
then this skinny, funny looking guy called a "fork" comes along and ruins everything. He's really controlling and tries to break me down into a million little peices. OUCH! Now he's POKING me!
Wait! I see your mouth opening, that's right! SAY SOMETHING to this jerk! Make him stop poking me! Huh? What's going on? Why are you bringing me close to your mouth? Are you gonna kiss me? awww how sweet, but dude, you need a tic tac. Wait..no, don't put me IN there!! Ok..it's dark in here and there's sharp things trying to grind me up..I'm not liking this very much! Hmm, so this is the stomach huh? Interesting, but it BURNS it's full of ACID. Did I die? Am I in hell? WAIT! I see a light at the end of the tunnel!!! WOOHOO...*plop* wait? How'd I end up in the ocean?? (toilet) OMG it's a TSUNAMI!!! (flush) omg, it must be a family reunion here, cuz all these guys stink (sewage treatment facility) LMFAO
2006-07-18 22:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my basic lifestyle would consist of buttering up & getting a tan then slapping on some lipstick (jam) & going out to this new place called The Throat.
2006-07-18 22:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dasher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I would fry my *** off in a frying pan..then after I had bubbles all over me some dumba** would stack me on top of other pancakes just like me..we would rub blueberries together and I would like it for a while..then I would be left uneaten because dumba** made too many of us..so I would be left on a plate to cool before being wrapped in saran and stored in the freezer, but dumba** forgot about me because .they were too busy getting ready for work, and the dog got a hold of me instead...NICE>>
2006-07-18 22:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by hipergirl22 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my basic lifestyle would be just hanging around and worrying about some slob gnawing at my precious and fragile skin only to mingle with the turds down the block. oh and i could be smothered by aunt Jamima's love.
2006-07-18 22:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by steve b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd feet fat, and my basic lifestyle would be laying for the rest of my life.
2006-07-18 22:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by sugoishojo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be bathed in syrup and eaten by either Johnny Depp, Gerard Way, or, Tre' Cool! hell, i would wanna do that if i WASN'T a pancake!!!
~The Infamous Kelso...~
2006-07-18 22:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by Kelso... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd be fried all the time but someone would butter me up & I'd always fall for the sappy syrup!
2006-07-18 22:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would get my grill on cuz i'd be an AWESOME breakdancer. i could do the worm like no other cuz i would be all jiggly and wiggly. oh ya! here come the moves!
2006-07-18 22:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by *rawr* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot, flat and smothered in jam. My life wouldn't be much different from how it is now.
2006-07-18 22:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋