I always have this need, this desire to get things done faster than I can do it. My fiance just asked me to wave a wand and get dinner? Where can I find onw, are the expensive? Is this against my Christian religion, Ill only use it for good.
2006-07-18 15:28:28 · 13 answers · asked by sweetie_baby 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, being Wiccan, the wands we use are for directing energy, and aren't like the Harry Potter malarkey.It's best to make your own.As for your fiancee, try grabbing him by his 'magic wand' and tell him if he's hungry,he's capable of getting food his gods damned self.I find that approach to be most effective with mine.
2006-07-18 15:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go and cut a willow branch as big around as your pinky
and as long as the distance from your elbow to the tip of your forefinger
peel the bark off
leave lay in the cabinet above your kitchen stove
next time you have a desire to get things done faster, just reach above the stove, take down the wand and slap yourself on the right leg and beg for loving kindness
2006-07-18 15:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As far as dinner goes, try using a phone. As far as a magical wand, I know a lot of Pagans, and I can assure you that the wand is merely a focus. Think of spellcasting as a really complicated prayer.
2006-07-18 15:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey you are not alone I need two to get me through the day between my two grand kids and my husband and keeping my house clean I need some wands on top of all that I'm recoving from a stroke that left my left side paralyzed.Please believe me when I say I need two wands.lol
2006-07-18 15:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be born again and accept Jesus. You can get things done faster and better if they are done His way and in His time.
2006-07-18 15:34:30 · answer #5 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to go and kill the evil witch of the west and steal her wand....then use it for good and you'll become the worlds fasts person......on the second hand GO TO OZ
2006-07-18 15:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no magic to be found on this planet dear. If its good words you seek, the Word of God is where its at.><>
2006-07-18 15:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to make magic with his wand. Maybe that will shut him up or get you somewhere..........
2006-07-18 15:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its called a Credit Card under your husbands name.
(the stick is just for show.)
2006-07-18 15:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by ★Greed★ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
???? You do know there are no such things as magic wands, right????
2006-07-18 15:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by skaur1290 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋