I turn 21 on saturday the 22nd but I cant drink anything but water because im in a dry A$$ country because of the fcking military. How great is that? Anyone want to support the troops and send me a care package with some "listering" *wink* *wink*
2006-07-18 15:22:49 · 19 answers · asked by xochichixo 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I am sure that your fellow troops are very resourceful and have an ample supply of "Listerine" to keep the troops breath fresh! LOL! And I know (and agree) that if you are in the Military, then you deserve to be able to drink to take the edge off, even before you hit 21.
However, if you really are that hard up for some of the Listerine, send your location and I would be glad to send some support for our military. . .
Good luck to you and Happy Birthday, do not worry, you can have the blast of your life when you come home . . .
2006-07-18 15:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by LewAR26502 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a sad situation10 the fn military that supports yo fn a&& and not even 21 talking to someone 45 honorably discharged like your all that-actually do your self a favor for your birthday and find a guy with a big nose and ask him to smell your toughchicka$$ so retarded I could find you from the smell PU!
xochichixo
2 hours ago
Your village called they're looking for their idiot.
Who have got to be the most retarded Mutha Fcker
You have quite an imagination
Where did you get this crap from
2006-07-20 22:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the highlight of your 21st birthday is whether or not you get to drink, then I would have to say, Honey you need to get a life.
My nephew said that in Iraq, they served Odul's (spelling?) which is a non-alcoholic beer for anyone wanting to drink. I don't feel sorry for you because you can't have your alcohol. You are 21, with a life hopefully, ahead of you. So shine where you are.
2006-07-18 22:36:42 · answer #3 · answered by jorettah2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I was in the military and if the military is around then liquor is around. If it is not then they will make it. Go hook up with two of those dudes together and they will give you the booze you want then for a birthday gift they will each bang you twice. Happy birthday to you honey.
2006-07-18 22:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by irishlad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sucks that you are in a dry country, and I can't send you a package, and i know this really isn't much but I want to thank you for everything you are doing for this country. Stay safe, finish your stint, get home safe and get drunk! Thanx
2006-07-18 22:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by "THE BEAST" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't send nothing sorry, but I feel for you. I turn 21 on aug. 7th and I know how that must feel to not be able to drink. Looks like you will have to make up for that on another day :)
2006-07-18 22:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by psxfff123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can do is drink in your honor
Are you fight in the military? Good luck over there, we support you.
If you tell me how to do it and how to get it by the mail screening I will do whatever.
2006-07-18 22:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by JoeIQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 21 here we can drink at 19
2006-07-18 22:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 bad
2006-07-18 22:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out of town.
2006-07-18 22:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋