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O K this beautiful lady who is my friends cousin comes from europe to visit for one month . We hook up and things get going. She starts her period the night that the fireworks are to go down. So nothing happens but some touchy feeley stuff.Her period is over and she tells tells me that she really wants to go for it tonight. Tomorrow is her last night here and she has to spend that with her family.That beautiful natural blond is on my mind.So today here it was hot and sunny and I skipped work because I didn't want to be tired thinking we can go 3-4 times if I'm not tired. So with the heat cooking I lay on a raft in the pool naked and got my dick so sunburnt that I can't even touch it to piss. I can't do her no way .I am truly not getting f--ked tonight. Any suggestions ?? If not do you want to share a sad story ? I am so sad I want to hear all the misery I can hear.

2006-07-18 15:13:35 · 6 answers · asked by irishlad 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

6 answers

Dude!! That sucks...no pun intended!!

I am an insomniac and I only slept for 1.75 hours before having to get ready to go to work!!

I was running late, AGAIN, and could not stop for coffee!!

My work is challenging to say the least. I am an employee of a behavioral management facility for emotionally disturbed 6-18 year olds, who must have thought today was an open invitation to all check out at the same time and show there A## every few minutes!!

MY breakfast became my lunch which became trash after trying to eat it allllll day and realizing food was not going to be part of the first half of my day!!

To make the day longer, I have to transport part of our client’s home today!! A nice added bonus of two hours extra to my day!!

I had been invited to supper at a friend’s house and on the way over, apparently, I had gone over railroad tracks too fast and I now have a break fluid leak!! Yahoo!!!

Not quite sure how I'm going to pay for the car repairs as I just dropped a grand on airline tickets to pick up my child from his summer trip with his father!!!

Speaking of ex spouses!! The conversation with him only gets more phenomenal by the day and I miss my son sooooo very much!!

Bad days are relative, this was mine!! From one person who ain't gettin' "any" tonight to another...the sunburn will begin to fade daily and hopefully you can laugh at the cosmic forces that have apparently booted you in the a#*!!!

Best of luck my friend!!!

2006-07-18 15:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous12 3 · 1 0

you're a alcoholic, end now, why could you do some thing so vile on your physique, you be conscious of you in basic terms have one, a great time could be had gazing others get under the impression of alcohol and do stupid, idiotic issues, i'm getting a kick out of gazing human beings act like imbeciles, and maximum do no longer additionally be conscious of what they did, be distinctive, could you leap off a bridge if all and sundry else did? The nightmares is your physique telling you which you (your physique) can't tolerate alcohol.

2016-12-10 09:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Damn man!! You know your penis is more sensitive than anything else on your body. Its your own stupidity that kept you from tappin her European a$$. Rub some ointment on your cock and try to bang, if it hurts you can at least gain her sympathy :)
Sorry no sad stories...I dont have a penis so nothing to burn ...LOL.
Good Luck :)

2006-07-18 15:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by UlickNme 2 · 0 0

Man you just better be happy that someone loves you like that girl. I wish the girl I love could love me the same way. But good luck to you man.

2006-07-18 15:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by realpleya08 2 · 0 0

U poor kid u. But may be it's not meant to happen with u and her.

2006-07-18 15:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by itspink22@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0 0

Are you trying to get me jealous ha ha

2006-07-19 06:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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