2006-07-18 14:17:12 · 8 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and the bartender says, Is this a joke?
2006-07-18 14:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by Daniel B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and they sit down at the table, & an imam comes in & joins them, followed by a Wiccan highpriestess.
The imam tells the rabbi that Israel will be destroyed. The rabbi tells the imam that Israel is God's Gift to the Jewish people & will always exist. The priest tells them that they should all pray for the Middle East. The highpriestess says she would cast a spell to bring peace to the MiddleEast, & the atheist just leaves.;-)
2006-07-18 14:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by clusium1971 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a better one-
A priest, rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar,
All are offended by what they see.
2006-07-18 14:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bartender says "Jesus, what are you three doing together?" The Rabbi and the Athiest say "Hey Bob, why's that guy calling you Jesus?"
2006-07-18 14:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive never been to a bar with a rabbi and a preist.
2006-07-18 14:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by ~mary~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?".
2006-07-18 14:21:13 · answer #6 · answered by Jenifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to duck so they don't hit their head on that bar.
2006-07-18 14:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to be the fourth for that poker game.
2006-07-18 14:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by chdoctor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋