Toilet stories?

Question

Anybody that's travelled around Asia has their horrible toilet story. I'd love to hear yours!

Answer 1

I've just been waiting to tell this one! LOL. I was in Mexico, north of Manzanillo. We went on a panga (fishing boat) to try to catch some beautiful dorados. I was with my fiancee, and it was several hours into the trip and I needed to make a rest stop. So the Mexican man who owned the boat brought me to shore to this little park area with picnic tables and an outdoor toilet. As I approached, it was smelling pretty bad, but since I had to go, I walked in and the toilet seat was down. I lifted it and OMG, it was full to the very brim and it was moving! The maggots were having the feast of their life. They were writhing, and doing backstrokes in a brown liquid pool of poo. Well, I couldn't bring myself to use it, so I went back outside and hid behind the toilet building! (I know its not Asia, but had to tell this anyway!)

Answer 2

Worse toilets in Asia? If you ever climb up to the Great Wall in China...you will probably want to go....these are 2000 years gross...never smelled anything like it in my lifetime. Just imagine it 95F and a toilet that has been used maybe 6,000,000 times and never cleaned...so now you know the secret of the Great Wall...built to defend against invaders...the toilets were the secret weapons !
Guess that is the way China will win so many medals in the 2008 Olympics,,,visiting athletes will be so grossed out by the toilets that they can not compete.
But really I love China...so come here and visit ! BYOTP

Answer 3

A westerner traveled to India. He noticed that there are no toilet papers in the toilet at the motel he's staying in. HOwever, he noticed there's a small hole where toilet papers would usually be positioned.

So he asked the guy at reception if he could get some toilet papers. The reception said (with his Indian accent), "Oh, I'm sorry sir. We don't usually use toilet papers. But I'm sure you've noticed a little hole at the wall, and let me assure you sir, when you've done your 'business', just use your finger to clean your bottom and put your finger through that hole. Everything will be alright, sir"

The gentleman was confused, and he thought, maybe that's how they do it in India anyway.

So the next time he went to the toilet. After he did his 'business', he remembered what the receptionist told him, so eventhough he felt uncomfortable, he used his finger anyway, and then he put it through that hole on the wall.

He thought, ewww ... maybe they use a dog to lick my finger clean or something. Just as he was thinking about that, ... someone hit his finger with a hammer from outside and on reflect he withdrew his finger and .... well... what do you normally do when your finger hurts?? You put it in your ... mouth!

LOL ... sorry if this gross you out ...

Answer 4

never been to asia, but i did have to do emergency diarrhea on the airplane a few days ago. i was in there for a while & there was only 1 bathroom on the plane

Answer 5

my parents are divorced and my dad was taking me to my moms house and i had to go diaharria really really bad and when i got there the door was locked so i had to climb in the window and in the process i craped myself a little bit and when i got to the toliet and pulled my pants down i was just about to sit and IT WENT EVERYWHERE! all over the seat and the back of the toliet. gross i know

Answer 6

I FIND it best to jest leave abig steaming crap on the side walkI

Answer 7

Well china dont have door for their cubicle... so.... you get the drift

Answer 8

I am also keen to hear when you get some please also share with me.

Answer 9

had to use one couldn't find one.