re:the things kids say?

Question

I am so sorry for unwittingly having confused some people. I posted the question with a view to receiving answers containing other 'things kids say'.

Thank you for your somewhat sarcastic remarks, and may i say that although you didn't earn your 2 points, you are more than welcome to them :-)

Answer 1

while standing in a bus shelter, my 4 yr old daughter asked about my mum. i told her she had died and was in heaven. she then asked, (to the amusement of all in bus shelter) IS THAT NEAR TOYS R US OR DISNEYLAND? we laughed for ages.

Answer 2

When my sister had her second son, her older son proudly announced to an elderly lady (in a very loud voice in the middle of the supermarket!) that the baby was his 'baby bu*ger' (okay, so he may have been telling the truth!)

My daughter has just found out she has asthma. I rang my mother to tell her and she asked to talk to my daughter. My daughter told my mum that she had cancer! Oops!

We went to France on holiday. Being a horrible mother, I insist the children speak French when they can. I eventually got my daughter saying 'Merci, Madame'. That was fine - except that she said it to everyone (even the barman!) and I still cannot stop her from thinking that is the phrase for thank you, even after two years!

A few years ago, my son announced to my grandmother (aged 90+) that he wanted a Blue VD for Christmas. That took some clearing up!
When he was about 5, he asked my grandparents what it was like when the Romans were around!

When my daughter asked my mother and I how old we were, my daughter responded by saying that I was old and that my mom was older than an old thing!

My father wrote in an essay that the hero 'was clean shaven with a beard' when at school.

I hope you think I have earned my two points!

ps
I have just read your original things kids say. It reminded me of when my daughter was watching the Tweenies and Jake had been to see a magician. Trouble was, he could not remember the magic word. My daughter spent the whole programme screaming 'PLEASE' at the top of her voice so Jake could hear!

Answer 3

This past Sunday after service My youngest daughter (3 1/2 y/o) gave this lil boy that she thinks is her boyfriend a hug and then a kiss. I told her she was to young to be kissin' . She said I'm big like you. I said No and that she should be married. She said she they are married. She has thought they were married for at least the last year. I also care for this child during the week while his mom works and have for the last 3 years. They are so cute together. They also have sleep overs and go out on dates like to the movies and dinner all the time. He is almost 5 y/o by the way and she is almost 4y/o.

Answer 4

Whe she was thirsty my niece use to ask for black current leaving the 'r's out! Very embarrassing!

Very loudly on a packed bus, my nephew at 3 years old said "Mum, when you're sick it's like a load of wet sh** coming out of your mouth, isn't it?" But he had such an angelic little face, I laughed so much I thought I'd never stop! My sister was mortified.

Answer 5

this isnt something i said as a kid, but what i did (i dont remember it, but my mother kindly recounted the story at dinner when my new boyfriend was present) when i was little, my mum would spend a lot of money buying me beautiful clothes and when i was three years old, decided one day to dress me in a cute corduroy pinafore dress with matching tights and everything. unfortunately for her I didn't share her appreciation of the dress, in fact i hated it with a passion. she said she normally let me choose pretty much what i liked, but on this occasion she really wanted me to wear this dress, it was so pretty. after a lot of resistance from me, she managed to get me dressed, and took me to playgroup. when she arrived to pick me up a few hours later she was greeted by the teacher holding me in one arm, in my vest and some borrowed pants, and a bag in the other containing my wet clothes, obviously i had had an 'accident'. but she said the funny thing was, "i was watching her, she gathered up as much of the dress as she could, pulled it between her legs and peed all over it" after that my mum said she never made me wear anything i didn't want to again. i must have been such a brat haha.

Answer 6

When I was about 3 I was watching a football game in the lounge with my family.
My uncle asked me if I would like to play football on the telly
'No' I said 'its too high!'
oh to be that innocent again!

Answer 7

when i was little i got chicken pox and my aunt said i came to her and said auntie i have poxs on my goose....i had them on my privates...she still pick on me about that.
My older sister always wanted to be carried everywhere and my mom would put her down and she would raise her arms up and say perk me up i always tought that was so cute.
My younger sister got glasses when she was about 4 and at the time i guess she was sick. i was about 7 and i went to school and i told my friend that my sister got glasses and had to eat jello. she went home and asked her mom if you got glasses did you have to eat jello.
i know that my stories aren't as funny as some but kids do say some pretty funny stuff here are some site for u to look at hope they make u laugh
http://rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml
http://blessingsforlife.com/funnythingskids.htm
http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/religious-kids.htm

Answer 8

I was in the swimming pool changing cubicle with my youngest daughter.
When drying my leg that was raised onto the bench she shouted, "mummy---why have you got string hanging out of your bottom?????"

The entire changing room full of other mums fell apart laughing.

Yup for any still without a clue what the string was---read tampon

Answer 9

My 4 year old was ready for school and we were just about to leave when he said "mum I've pooed my pants" I said "you better not have, have you?" and he said "ok don't look then" with the cheekiest look on his face and a big smile, I laughed my head not and thank god he hadn't pooed.

Answer 10

The best "out of the mouth of babes" I've ever heard:

My coworker's son, when he was just under 3 years old, they were selling their house, and she took him to meet with the lawyer, and when they got there, he says to her "Ok mom, let's go see the liars!"

How funny is that?!?!?

Answer 11

When my son started talking when he would try to say chocolate it sounded like dog $hit! Truck sounded like...you can guess. I love kids they keep you on your toes.