2006-07-18 13:17:47 · 27 answers · asked by DarealJC 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ First Aid
Bleed to death? But I'm Jesus...man.
2006-07-18 13:24:44 · update #1
Whenever a squirreler bites my hand off I just shove the stump up my asss for awhile. Works every time it's an old famliy cure for what ever ails ya!
2006-07-18 15:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Frank L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest that you take the squirrel to the vet to make sure it doesn't catch anything. A band-aid usually does not stay on a squirrel so rush it to the vet immediately, of course be sure to take your hand with you to show the vet what the squirrel bit and have it tested for any disease.
Good luck to the squirrel
2006-07-18 13:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious!! A bandaid will never work. You need to
get to the Emergency room imedietly. First you might
need some stitches and second you need 30 shots because there is a 80% chance you have rabies!!
2006-07-18 13:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems everyone seems to know you.....well, since I'm getting points for this....I have one thing to ask...why did you let the squirrel bite your ENTIRE hand off. Didn't the first nibble hurts just a little bit?
You'll want to get checked out for rabies. I've heard that it sucks to have rabies.
2006-07-18 17:30:10 · answer #4 · answered by janab712003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have been bitten by a magic squirrel,
get the squirrel who bit you, kill it and get your hand back,
THEN you must collect its tail hairs and spin thread from them for the doctor to use to sew the hand back on.
It's the only way.
Be sure to challenge it to an appropriate duel first, or its family can come after you for revenge.
2006-07-18 13:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by ladders_to_fire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U ARE NOT JESUS AND OF COURSE A BANDAID'S NOT GONNA WORK U F*WIT have a nice life oh and by the way go to the hospital u der!
2006-07-18 20:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by kelsey_walsh14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I hate you like wasting points on asking such stupid questions. Too bad the squirrel didn't bite your fingers off so that you would stop pasting this place with your ignorance. Once again, your efforts are futile, and worthless. Thanks for the points though.
2006-07-18 13:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suuurrrreeee it did. Was it a Were- Squirrel? Or just a figment of your imagination?
2006-07-18 19:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...perhaps you're slightly nutty. Cut the squirrels paw off and glue it to your arm.
2006-07-18 15:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just let him have the hand and wait for another hand to grow in its place.
2006-07-18 13:20:29 · answer #10 · answered by Meg...Out of Hybernation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋