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I have a stainless steel coffee mug with a picture of my face on it and all my undershirts have my face printed on the front. My liscense plate says IMGR8

2006-07-18 13:16:53 · 25 answers · asked by SlapADog 4 in Society & Culture Etiquette

25 answers

this coming from the same person who allegedly ate his own poop......

2006-07-18 13:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by kcracer1 5 · 4 0

MAC DAVIS
OH LORD IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE

(Chorus) Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.

Chorus.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.

Chorus

2006-07-18 20:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0 0

Narcissist.

2006-07-18 20:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're okay for now. But when your face gets to the front of your tighty whities . . . you're pretty much full of yourself. LOL

2006-07-18 23:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by missTy_333 3 · 0 0

No, not at all.

Have you heard of the latest plstic surgery...?

They remove your lower ribs so that you can bend forward far enough to kiss your own *ss.

2006-07-18 20:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0 0

Well, yeah. You should take a personaity test:

http://www.similarminds.com

Check and see if you suffer from a great deal of narcissism. Although, I already think that you do.

2006-07-18 20:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥sista 5 · 0 0

The women must be flocking to you because you have such a healthy attitude toward your self-worth.

2006-07-18 20:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by imnotbtami 5 · 0 0

Not at all. Being the hottest male that ever lived is a given, and surely the hottest male that ever lived KNOWS he is the hottest male that ever lived. Unfortunately, you are not the hottest male that ever lived.

2006-07-18 21:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmmmm. You misspelled a word.

2006-07-18 20:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0 0

no your not full of your self your just the only person that can stand to look at your self that much.

2006-07-18 20:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did you go as yourself to any Halloween parties??

There's your answer right there.

2006-07-18 21:15:42 · answer #11 · answered by ThatGuy 4 · 0 0

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