You never see men living in a house full of neglected cats on the news. It's always old ladies. So what do I need to worry about becoming if I die single?
2006-07-18 12:47:45 · 4 answers · asked by Mai Tai Mike 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
whoowee -- i agree with wish........nothing like trying to feed a stuffed mother a toasted cheese sandwich!
i think the equivalent is a dirty old man.......snickering under his breath, with five 'o clock shadow, drool running down his chin, brown stained fingers from one too many cigs - burn holes in his clothes, egg yolk from last week crunked up on his collar, and well, lemme see......depends...........lol yikes! i dunno mike, have a mai tai - there's still hope for you!
2006-07-20 01:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old fella who has the black and white tv flickering in the corner of his sitting room... somehow it only shows programs from 1955... he sits in his smoking robe all day, drinking grapefruit juice and eating corned beef hash, feeding pigeons and kicking his dog, courage. he has both rocking chairs and cuckoo clocks, and tends to both religiously. he scorns daylight savings time. he stands on his rickety fron porch nightly, scans the sky back and forth holding his shotgun at the ready, waiting for 'them' to arrive.
don't arrive unannounced.
2006-07-20 10:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by patzky99 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creepy old guy with the bull terrier - and you and he look like you're related.
2006-07-18 19:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by mumsy_of_two 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man who keeps his dead stuffed mother in her room.LOL
2006-07-18 20:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by wishorstish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋