AN ENGINNER, a mathematician and physicist were standing round the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?”
“We need to know the Height of the flag pole,” answered one, “and we’re discussing the formula we might use to calculate it.”
“Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its slot, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly seven meters.” Then he put the pole back in and walked away.
“English Professor!” sneered the mathematician. “We ask him for the height and he gives us the Length.”
A PLUMBER arrives to fix a leak. He opens his canvas tool bag, and money starts pouring out all over the floor. Hundred dollar notes are everywhere. The plumber stuffs the money back into the bag.
“Can you believe this?” he says in disgust. “I brought the wrong bag.”
Enjoy it !
2006-07-18 12:37:58 · 19 answers · asked by Dr ICY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very lamely funny actually. Keep it up.
2006-07-21 04:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by pasifika born n raised 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heheheheheheh!thanks 4 the joke & the points!hehheheheheheheheh!
2006-07-18 12:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by ~Smiley Girl~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That just shows to go ya, education ain't everything!!! hehehe
2006-07-18 13:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep telling us jokes i love to read them
2006-07-18 13:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by taby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-18 12:44:38 · answer #5 · answered by branson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really awsome, I've never heard those before and everyone needs a good laugh now and then. Thanks. (Stupid Mathmatician)
2006-07-18 12:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by hatchly758 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really it was kinda of boring.
2006-07-18 12:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-07-18 12:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Danchondo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok yea that wasnt funny.
2006-07-18 12:43:38 · answer #9 · answered by ilovehayden4evr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't see any really funny about this
2006-07-18 13:01:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋