A woman's vegetable garden is growing like mad, but the darn tomatoes won't ripen, they're always green.
So she walks over to her neighbor's and asks, "Excuse me, your tomatoes are always nice and red, while mine are always green. How do I get mine to be more like yours?"
Her neighbor replies, "Well, this may sound crazy, but here's what you need to do. After dark, go out into your garden and take off all your clothes. Dance around a little bit, make sure each tomato can see you, and eventually the tomatoes will turn red from blushing."
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," she says.
But midnight rolls around, and she really wants red tomatoes. So she goes in her garden, takes off her clothes, dances around for a few minutes, and then heads back inside.
The next morning she goes into her garden and the tomatoes are still green...... but the cucumbers are 4 inches longer.
2006-07-18 12:33:35 · 35 answers · asked by FLeA 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Willys cynical thought for the day;
April showers bring May flowers but pissing in the garden is good for the tomato's!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
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