Ok, so it was prom night and I was at my prom dates house and got there a lil early. She was in the bathroom and i asked her mother if i could use the bathroom real quick while i waited on her. So the mother told me to use the bathroom downstairs in the basement. So i went and took a huge dump. Sadly enough there was no toilet paper and I didn't notice till after i was done. There were some clothes in the closet and i felt compelled to grab, maby a nice shirt or something...what would you do in this situation? BTW, it was my first night out with this girl
2006-07-18 12:18:25 · 13 answers · asked by Osama Bin Laden 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Stand up and sit in the sink with the faucet up your azz.
2006-07-18 13:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are the kind of gal who takes a dump in your date's house on the FIRST DATE, then you might as well use whatever you can find.
Hopefully you didn't make a bunch of noises during the act, or leave stains in the bowl - you should save that for date #2...
2006-07-18 19:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by tspbrady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a hard one. If they had a trash can in there I would have grabbed the smallest thing in the closet, maybe a sock or a wash cloth and used that then throw it in the trash. That's my best answer. So what did you end up doing?
2006-07-18 19:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Agnostic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wipe with your left hand and then wash it. Actually that is what people did before toilet paper. That is also where the tradition of shaking hands only with the right hand got started, because the left hand was unclean.
2006-07-18 19:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab whatever was available. Not having TP in a bathroom is rude
2006-07-18 19:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WOULD TOTALLY USE THE SHIRTS THAT WERE THERE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE PROM ALL STINKY DISCUSTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS EITHER USING THE SHIRTS OR USING YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOPE NEXT TIME U GO TO A BATHROOM CARRY SOME EXTRA TOILET PAPER SO THIS WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IF I WERE THE GIRL YOU WERE GOING OUT I WOULD TOTALLY KICK U TO THE CURVE
2006-07-18 19:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by SOFIA SOLIS M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
first thing is you always always always check to make sure there is tp before you sit. even at home. in this event I would have to either find a wash rag or use my underwear and then throw them away. now your freeballin' but hey ya gotta do somthing.
2006-07-18 19:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by scotty4play 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab an old sock and wipe yourself. Just put it in your pocket and get rid of it the first chance you have.
2006-07-18 19:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by Greypoupon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to tell ya, but I wouldn't have used the clothes
2006-07-18 19:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a shirt then put in laundry
2006-07-18 19:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by david c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋