I was given this joke by NYFB!
Willys cynical thought for the day;
I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I just never got around to it. Well, f@ck it I'm starting tomorrow!
Joe lived the happy life in New York City. Then one day he gets in a really bad car accident. He gets sued by the driver of the other car and between the Attorneys, court costs, medical bills and the settlement against him, Joe looses everything!
Six months later, living in a cardboard box, Joe goes out dumpster diving. He finds an old lantern & beings to wipe the tarnish off it. To his amazement, a genie pops out of the lantern!
"I will grant you 3 wishes Joe. But you must remember that for every wish you make, every Attorney in New York will get 2!"
"I want a mansion on the Hudson!" And suddenly...POOF... Joe was standing in his mansion on the hudson river. He looked out the window to see thousands of mansions lining the Hudson.
"I want a brand new Lexus!" POOF...he was in a traffic jam in NYC, surrounded by Attorneys in Lexus'.
"Now Joe, this is your final wish...and remember every Attorney in NY will get 2 of what you wish for."
Joe nodded his head & smiled. "Can you beat me half to death?"
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2006-07-18 12:14:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is going into Willys Jokes archives! Thanx Darlin'!
2006-07-18 12:15:18 · update #1
I never liked MOST Attorneys...or Politicians!
2006-07-18 12:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I heard this one but it was about his wife instead of a lawyer it was on an episode of The Simpsons.
2006-07-18 19:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funni even though i didnt understand but other wise good joke.
2006-07-18 19:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The version I heard was, Strike me blind in one eye!
2006-07-18 19:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..thats funny!!
2006-07-18 19:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by ...meygan... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋