how do i pass a marijauna drug test when just smoked 2 days ago?

Answer 1

You can't.

Answer 2

A few suggestions are, drink **** loads of water and try to pee as much as possible. You can also try the pickle juice thing which they say helps alot. But if you are a regular toker, you need to know that the 3 days thing is a myth. If you smoke a joint for the first time, it will be gone in a few days but if you smoke every day for a year, it won't be gone for a while, depending on body weight. If this is going to get you in serious trouble, I would suggest buying some detox from the internet or a head shop, as it is the only thing guaranteed to pass you.

Answer 3

Working in HR, the tests these days don't miss much. My suggestion is to tell your superior that you were in a car ride after drinking and your friends hot boxed the car (smoke with windows up). It delays the test, in my company, I would say thank you but I need you to come back in 35 days and for the sake of your job, stay away from that situation because we need this test to keep you employed. Companies can not fault or discipline you for that BUT this is a get out of jail card that can only be used once!

In Canada, the test itself is considered a violation of human rightsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

You can't. I used to work as a BAT,DAT. and it stays in your system a lot longer than that! 30days min. depending on the amount you smoke. If you try using someone elses urine, and are caught you can face fines, etc. If you drink something to wash it through your system, there is a chance that it wont work, I have always told people, if you are having a test always tell them that you have, and explain it, if you are hirining for a job, do the same thing, it will help your case a lot, shows you are honest, and you can discuss help for your problem

Answer 5

look on the internet there is a whole bunch of sites that tell you how to pass drug tests, just hope they dont drug test you by your hair cause then your screwed theres no getting around that one, another really good idea is too quit smoking it then you dont have too worry about not passing!!

Answer 6

I know there is a drink for that and i know it can be found at tobacco stores. It cost approximately 25 dollars. My daughter used it but I don't know the name. She got a job at a delivery company.It does work. I also know someone who did it acouple of weeks ago to work for the post office.

Answer 7

Smoke a whole bunch more right before the test. It throws it off.

Answer 8

You take responsibility for your actions. Heh, sucker.

Other than that, someone said look on the internet... that's good advice. And just to be sure, you should follow every single remedy that you find, twice! You don't want to get caught, now do you?

Answer 9

you should have been smoking in the first place isn't marijauna illegal but whartever

Answer 10

if you have a G.N.C. store go to it they have a system masker its a herbal drink you drink it one hour before your test and it gurantees you to pass there like $30 a bottle you can probaly by them on the internet try type system cleanse or herbal cleanse in yahoo search engine they work the one at gnc work for sure by two of them just to be safe at the gnc in my town they dont display them they keep them under the counter and you have to ask for them

Answer 11

Stall it if you can, as long as possible. Begin NOW to drink alot of water (and juices like cranberry) and workout as much as possible (sweat!). It all depends on how much you smoked and how often you smoke. Good luck!