Q :How Long is the Chinese man ?

Question

A : The Chinese man's name is How Long.

Here's another one for you:
Question : Why do testing laboratories prefer to use lawyers instead of mice in experiments?
Answer: Because there are more lawyers than mice, the scientists don’t get attached to lawyers, and there are some things mice won’t do.

Do you have any for me ? Peace out

Answer 1

Q: What happens when you illegally park a toad?
A: It gets toad away

Q: What do you call a chicken on the go ?
A : Poultry in motion

Q: Why couldn’t the animals on Noah’s ark eat apples?
A : Because they only let pears on board.

Q : What do you call a duck who has lost his job ?
A : A fired quacker.

Q : What do you call a Jellyfish superstar?
A : A Blobster.

Answer 2

Alright, CHeck this out :

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

Answer 3

Joe lived the happy life in New York City. Then one day he gets in a really bad car accident. He gets sued by the driver of the other car and between the Attorneys,court costs, medical bills and the settlement against him, Joe looses everything!
Six months later, living in a cardboard box, Joe goes out dumpster diving. He finds an old lantern & beings to wipe the tarnish off it. To his amazement, a genie pops out of the lantern!
" I will grant you 3 wishes Joe. But you must remember that for every wish you make, every Attorney in New York will get 2!"
" I want a mansion on the Hudson!"
And suddenly...POOF... Joe was standing in his mansion on the hudson river. He looked out the window to see thousands of mansions lining the Hudson.
" I want a brand new Lexus!"
POOF...he was in a traffic jam in NYC, surrounded by Attorneys in Lexus'.
" Now Joe, this is your final wish...and remember every Attorney in NY will get 2 of what you wish for."
Joe nodded his head & smiled.
" Can you beat me half to death?"

Answer 4

Thanks, I finally get the How Long one now. I've seen it all over the place recently, but had no clue what was occurring.
Yeah, it took me about 10 years to get the, "A man walked into a bar. Another man ducked," one. Yup, if your average person can get it, I sure as hell can't.

Answer 5

You like to waste points!

Answer 6

Yes he is.