And his name isn't really Prego?
2006-07-18 10:53:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
is there any proof that Jesus is the son of flying spaghetti monster?
2006-07-18 11:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although it is obvious that your question is for humor, there actually is proof of Jesus being real. He is documented in several ancient texts as being a rabbi, a teacher, and being crucified. Josephus, an ancient secular historian documents a lot of the events in Jesus' life, which in turn does prove that Jesus was real and human and not the offspring of a spaghetti monster. On the flip side of the coin, do you have any proof, past or present of any Flying Spaghetti Monsters, and any that gave birth to humans?
2006-07-18 18:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by imdmutt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No but there isn't any evidence discounting him from being the long lost son of Chef Boyardee!
2006-07-18 21:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by bklyngirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think there is any evidence that he isnt..now I dont want spaghetti for dinner.thanks a lot.
2006-07-18 17:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by hatingmsn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please understand my sadness. I work in a noodle factory. I know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that spaghetti is created, it did not evolve! When, I cry, will the full glory of the noodle be recognized?
al dente
2006-07-19 16:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely none. It's high time these close-minded zealots accepted that Jesus is, in fact, made of marinara.
2006-07-18 17:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by dropkick_murphy9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well is there any evidence that your born to only to one husband of your mother.
NEVER EVER talk filthy about MY GOD or hurt the feelings of others.Have least human sense to respect the CREATOR
2006-07-18 18:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by ammi n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Oh there's lots of evidence but it's all invisible so just pray lots and have faith.
2006-07-18 17:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen.
2006-07-18 17:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell?Anyway that made me laugh.
2006-07-18 17:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by monkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋