well, I had cooked my wife dinner for our 20th wedding anniversary and afterwards we both decided to go to the bedroom for some good ol fun. UMMM.. I pulled my wifes pants down off her and I instantly started to go down on her. she was really loving it. well after a few minutes of going to town on her nether regions, she turned over on the bed and raised her butt in the air as though she wanted me to toss her salad. I imediately started to eat her out and I had a very tight seal around her anus with my puckered lips. I kept the tight seal around her lips and when I grabbed her waist in order to pull her even closer to me, I guess I accidentally tickled her, and she instantly let out a very gassy poot, right in my mouth. My lips were very tightly sealed and my cheeks buldged out from all the pressure. I kept the gases in my mouth with my buldged cheeks, and leaned over to the nightstand and grabbed my lighter and lit my breath on fire like a dragon. my wife thought it was funny.
2006-07-18 09:47:33 · 5 answers · asked by rodney 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
*Wow, that is crazy!!!!!! I cant help but wonder if you would do that again?
2006-07-18 09:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Star 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is by far the funniest thing I have read on yahoo answers. I'm still laughing. Did this really happen....lol....oh my god I'm dying over here. Too f*ckin funny man.
2006-07-18 09:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by JustMe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been married for 20 years, but I have cooked dinner for my fiance before though... surf & turf... why do you ask???...
2006-07-18 09:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Kiowa1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, that is the most hilariously, outrageous, thing that I've EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. ROTFLMAO :oD
2006-07-18 09:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by catmanbigwil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is so funny, i'm about to die over herE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-18 09:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by Sharlize De La Croix 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋