I was sitting on the couch watching tv and i heard a huge bang upstairs. I knew my mom was up there but i didnt think twice so i just sat there some more. Then i heard yelping so i sprinted uncontrolably and found her with a dent in her chin lying on the bathroom floor and her face in the toilet. I thought she was just joking so i laughed even more. She is still there and her corpse has been there for a week with flies eating her alive i dont want to be accused of murder. What should i do??
2006-07-18 09:29:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
OH MY GOD. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. Last week my gramps was stuffing his face with leeks and he choked to death. I dragged him outside and dropped him in a pile of dog crap. Now the flies and maggots are eating his lifeless corpse. I brought him out some toilet paper and he didn't move. So, now here I am! Writing to you fine people! Congrats Stephanie.
2006-07-18 09:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's no way in hell that flies are eating your mother alive...Besides you need to do something else with your time then make up some stupid story like that. If it is true call the cops and report and science will tell the truth.
2006-07-18 16:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by Lady C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl, u should have not ignored the "huge bang". U should report it to the police. suspects don't report it to the police, but if u don't and they find out... the police will be more suspicious to you about murdering her. Srry about ur mom.
2006-07-18 16:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by _cuteangel562_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope this is a joke, but if it's not you just need to call the police, and tell them exactly what happened. Science will tell how she died. Science never lies.
2006-07-18 16:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by Q~T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that really happened, you would have called someone (911, police, paramedics, family) by now. That isn't something to joke about, it's sick.
2006-07-18 16:39:52 · answer #5 · answered by jtj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit dreaming up stories.
2006-07-18 16:33:03 · answer #6 · answered by lavendergirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!! it is a joke 'cause u would hove noticed she was dead after a day, no after an hour DUMBY
2006-07-18 16:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn i thought i was sick..i wouldn't even joke like that
2006-07-18 16:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by Cassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are sick! That isn't something to joke about.
2006-07-18 16:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
STOP LYING!!!
2006-07-18 17:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by the_memory_of_ashes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋