The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They 'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
# 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
# 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
# 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
# 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
# 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
# 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
# 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
# 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And... THE BEST ONE!!!
# 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right, we don't. . Sign here
2006-07-18 09:24:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I think those quotes are great. You really would have to keep a sense of humor in that line of work.
2006-07-18 09:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
These are pretty good, although I have to wonder if the police knew that they were being taped and if so, how much of that affected what they were saying. Just curious.
2006-07-18 10:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, when i was young i was being lectured by a cop for skipping school, i was kinda lookin down with a smirk so he told me to look him in the eye when he was talkin to me, so i did, and then he was like oh you think youre tough, tryin to stare me down, talk about a freak...
2006-07-18 09:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by stephaniech24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some times they are unreasonable
2006-07-18 09:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by Carla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah those are funny
2006-07-18 09:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by Madora 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmhmm
2006-07-18 09:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by David G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are great!
2006-07-18 09:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by kathy059 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good!
2006-07-18 09:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by mom of 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny, everyone think they are a comedien!!!!!
2006-07-18 10:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by Christina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard better
2006-07-18 09:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by mike g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋