What are some good testicle jokes??

Question

Me and a couple budies at work are trying to come up with some jokes that include balls. Do you know any?

Answer 1

That first one is great! lol

here you go...

One day a man was visiting a small Mexican city. He walked into a restaurant and was surrounded by a wonderful smell. He could hardly wait to try the local cuisine.
He asked “What smells so good?”
The waiter said “Once a week we have a bull fight around here. What you smell is Rocky Mountain Oysters from the bull. I am sorry sir, but you will have to wait until next week to get some because only one person can be served as there is but one bull in the fight.”
The next week the man goes in and orders the Rocky Mountain Oysters. He's in luck because he's there first. They were frying and he smelled the wonderful smell and could hardly wait.
When they were brought out however, he was disappointed in the size of them. The ones he saw served the last week had been bigger. He ate them and before leaving he commented that they had been small.
“Well I am sorry Senor, but sometimes the bull he wins!”

Answer 2

Testicle Jokes

Answer 3

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What are some good testicle jokes??
Me and a couple budies at work are trying to come up with some jokes that include balls. Do you know any?

Answer 4

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old
as well, and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read,
"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old
man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the
ground that read:
"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."

Answer 5

A boy and his father having a shower
“Daddy, what’s that?” the four year old boy ask his father pointing at his balls.“Oh, Son this is daddy’s little truck and I’m trying to Wash it.” replied the father, quite pleased with his answer.
Weeks later the little boy caught his parents having sex in their bedroom. Once again he saw his daddy's balls. “Daddy?” What are you doing with your little trucks?”
The father answer him without missing a beat. “Well Son, daddy is trying to park his little truck into mommy’s little garage.”

Answer 6

try sliding along a really thin razor blade.and use your balls as breaks(ha ha old stuff,but it still works)