Dear Jesus,
Just wanted to drop you a line and say thanks for dying for me and all. I mean, I didn't ask you to, but it's cool that you did. I want you to know they're making movies about you now. I hope you like them. I'm sure you look nothing like the guy they had play you in Mel Gibson's movie. So, how is heaven? That was pretty mean of you dad to let you be thrown on the cross and all. I guess sitting at his right hand must be nice for him because he doesn't have to reach far to smack you around if you're bad. Sorry, I'm sure you're not. Anyways, don't mean to keep you hanging on every word.. (errr sorry for that one too).
Later.
P.S. Tell your dad, God, that I am going to throw a cow on the alter for him tonight and light it so he can savor the smell.
(Let the flames begin!)
2006-07-18 08:33:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're right, I've never experienced Godly fear. I'm not afraid of him. He doesn't exist. Why do you spend your life in fear of him?
2006-07-18 08:43:51 · update #1
You are going to roast in the eternal fires of Hell!!
Let me know when you get there; I'll buy you a beer. Two, even; we'll have time.
2006-07-18 08:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Happy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know that is a pretty good letter. Perhaps a little facietious but good. God really wants to know how you feel. It is hard for us to understand Gods ways because we are only his creation and he is the ALMIGHTY GOD. When sin was introduced into the world it created some very atrocious concequences, so unfortunatley the atrocity of Jesus' death had to happen to cancel it out. It's not that God likes pain and death and gruesome gory stuff. It's just that its the only way he can deliver us from the atrocities that entered the world when we sinned. Jesus wanted to die for us. He could called millions of angels to deliver him but he loved us so much that he allowed himself to take on the atrocities of the world. WOW! THAT IS LOVE MAN!
2006-07-18 08:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by JoJo Pnuckle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously have never read God's letter to you or experienced Godly fear. Too bad for you.
2006-07-18 08:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sparkle1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldnt humorous tale with the call of Jesus.he's actual and whilst the appointed time comes.all tongues will confess.Even you permit out I killed the promenade queen.Too undesirable you dont have faith and could locate out the fact suitable before you burn in hell.Sorry approximately you success yet ill pray for you.
2016-11-02 07:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Laura Ingles Wilder,
I read a letter to a dead person today. Can I have your autograph?
Sincerely,
2006-07-18 08:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Bless you, now get you bottle and go back to sleep
2006-07-18 08:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your obtuseness is only surpassed by your vapidity
2006-07-18 08:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by BrotherMichael 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your doing this to either stir the pot, or curb your boredom.
2006-07-18 08:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by JellyCat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow let me know if you get a letter from him.
2006-07-18 08:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sure they both appreciate the letter...and the sacrifice. lol
2006-07-18 08:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋