Do u like"Yo mama" jokes? Try these...?

Question

1. Yo mama so fat we're in her right now!
2. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
3. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
4. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
5. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
6. Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
7. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
8. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th!
9. Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
10. Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
11. Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
12. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
13. Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
14. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
15. Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
16. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
17. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says "expired" on it.
18. Yo mama so old she ran in a race with dinosaurs.
19. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
20. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Answer 1

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama so stupid she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mama so stupuid she got locked in the bathroom and peed on herself.
Yo mama so old she sat behind JESUS in the first grade.
Yo mama so tall she did a bakflip and kicked jesus in the jaw.
Yo mama so skinny she hola hoped in cherios.
Yo mama so skinny she do push up under the door.
Yo mama so poor she eat cereal with a fork the save milk.
Yo mama so poor she go shopping at the lost and found.
Yo momma so bald headed her hair line starts at her neck.
Yo momma so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed.
Yo momma so poor someone came to yall door and made yall sign a paper saying that yall was gettin evicted, and they took yall box away.
Yo momma so ugly yo grandma kicked her out the house and got charged for littering.
Yo momma so stupid the sign said disney world left and she turned back home.
Yo momma so...so...so stupid..umm.....she...uh...I saw her staring at a box of orange juice I asked her what she doing. she said it said "concentrate.
Whew I got some mo but it gon take to much time. thnx fo the laugh tho!

Answer 2

funny
try these
yo mama so fat her blood is made of ragu
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama so old she waited tables at the last supper
yo mama so ugly when she walks into a strip club people pay her to keep her close on
yo mama so fat last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

Answer 3

yo mama so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck.
yo mama so stupid she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.
yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
yo mama so lazy she came in last in a recent snail marathon.
yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers.
yo mama is so nasty she has to sneak up on bath water.
yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry.
yo mama is so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince.
yo mama is so dirty that when she took a shower she lost 2 pounds.
hope u liked them!!!!!!

Answer 4

That's nice, you found a website where all these yo mama jokes are and you posted them to make yourself look cool... most of these aren't even funny cept for the shoot out one

How about this one

Yo mama is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion


alright, alright, alright...let's get off mama's, cos I just got off yours!!!!! AAAH HAHAHA....ahem...sorry

Answer 5

Yo mamma so ugly it looks like someone tried to put out a fire on her face with a big stick

Answer 6

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.

Answer 7

yo mama so silly she typed 20 jokes to let people smile once

yo mama is unemployed she spent half an hour typing jokes on yahoo answers

Answer 8

Ya

Yo mamas so black when she eats tootsie rolls she has to wear white gloves to keep from chewing off her fingers.

Do you like Chuck Norris jokes? How about;
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet - The water gets Chuck Norris-ed.

=)

Answer 9

Yo momas teeth are so yellow, everytime she smiles, the traffic slows down.

Answer 10

HA HA HA Yo mama jokes crack me up !!!!!!!!!! great now i have to go to work with yo mama on my mind HA HA HA HA