Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it! hahahahahaaaa i laughed for a whole wk! u think that it is funni too my sister said that i am over reacting do you think so? do you have and yo mama jokes?! LOL LMAO!
2006-07-18 08:30:59 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too funny,4real...u have no idea how im laughing....................lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2006-07-18 08:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama's so dumb she got lost in a grocery store and she starved to death
Yo mama's so stupid, that she put a quarter in the parking meter and said "Where the heck is the gumball?!"
Yo mama's so fat that the whales came out of the ocean and sang "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
That's all I have for now...
2006-07-18 14:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few, but they're old-
Yo mama so ugly, her rice krispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to eeeverybody.
Yo mama so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishin'.
Yo mama so fat, she put on a pair of BVDs, and by the time she got 'em on, they spelled 'Boulevard'.
I like yours too. And remember.. if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
2006-07-18 08:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
2006-07-18 08:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so scary that the Boogie Man tells his kids that she ain't real. Thats Funny.
2006-07-18 08:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by TruthIsRelative 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so poor she opened a layaway account at Dollar Tree.
2006-07-18 17:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Jaim Jaim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a better 1, yo mama so fat wen she sat on the toilet it started singing, "A B C, 1 2 3 get ur fat a - - off me"
2006-07-18 08:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No THAT my friends is a FUNNY yo mama joke. I rate that one a 10. Rock on buddy!!!!!!
2006-07-18 08:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by catmanbigwil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is pretty funny but how bout these....
yo momma is so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed the whole season of surviver! lol
yo momma so skinny you can tell when she gonna burp cause it shakes the whole way up! lol
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!!lol
sorry i would type more but i think these are some of the funniest!
2006-07-18 08:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by I Love You.....♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is kinda funny, not as funny as you find it, though, haha.
Yo mama is so black, she drinks water and pisses coffee.
yo mama's teeth so yellow, she drinks water and spits lemonade.
Yo mama's so nasty, i called her up for phone sex and i got an ear infection.
yo mama is so stupid, she took at ruler to bed with her to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the TV, i miss a season of friends.
2006-07-18 08:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by hoop_t_star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny.More jokes:
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
2006-07-18 08:34:39 · answer #11 · answered by utlcutl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋