a women is in a hospital, about to give birth to her first child. she gives a big gasp, and suddenly the babys head appears. the baby turns to the first man he sees and says, "are you my father?" the man replies that he is the doctor, and that the father had not made it to the hospital yet. so thew baby says, "well, im not coming out until my father shows up. tap three times on my mothers stomach when he arrives and then i'll come out." with that he returns to his mothers womb. the father arrives an hour later. the doctor duly taps on the mothers stomach three times and down comes the baby. he looks around, sees his father and calls him over. with his little finger he pokes the fathers nose, eye, and ear. while the father is wincing he says, "so now you know how it feels. not very nice, is it?"
2006-07-18 08:16:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Juan, I love you, but I don't get it. Am I slow?
2006-07-18 08:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! LMFAO!!!! That's so sososososososo funny!!!!! I'm gonna copy it if you don't mind. Have a great day!!
2006-07-18 08:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Tori ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-07-18 08:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by thesweetestthings24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheh... I guess if babies can talk thats what they would sya
2006-07-18 08:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha LOL
2006-07-18 12:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋