Only serious answers please.
2006-07-18 08:13:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've always thought this was a mistranslation of the original Pastafarian gospels and especially in the early Epistles of the Ingrate Giovanni.
The confusion arises out of Tuscan variations on the words "morire" (to die) & "morsicare" (to nibble). In the chapter on converting the Riesling to something palatable at the wedding of Canalini, Jesus is misquoted as answering he'd rather "morire de risata," (die of laughter) when in fact it was "morsicore di risootto" (snack on rice).
2006-07-18 08:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I died SPECIFICALLY for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And for Super Mario... because he's died for me a WHOLE BUNCH of times.
When I was just a little Jesus, I couldn't really master the running jumps so well... and poor little Mario died tons.
2006-07-18 15:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paul said Jesus died for all men, not for pasta.
2006-07-18 15:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by mb5_ca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does the spaghetti monster have a soul?
2006-07-18 15:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus died because it was his time to die, he died for himself. Not everyone else. He was just a common man
2006-07-18 15:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by marishka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM beat Jesus/God and now Jesus/God is all tangled up in noodley appendages unable to move, FSM will eat Jesus/God when he gets hungry later on...K!
2006-07-18 15:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he did if this particular human being accepts Jesus as his savior.
no, if he doesn't.
Just like you.
2006-07-18 15:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want serious answers, ask a serious question. This is just flat stupid.
2006-07-18 15:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM has still caught jesus in his noodles
2006-07-18 15:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The Flying Spaghetti Monster" ?!?!
Only serious questions please
2006-07-18 15:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by ixoyechirho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋