Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and
run over an oppossum.
Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their
pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough
there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.
They take it into the car and continue down the road. The
little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so
the wife asks her husband what she should do?
He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in
it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put
it in "there" it will calm down."
She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly
and nasty!"
The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little
nose!"
2006-07-18 08:00:39 · 10 answers · asked by TOO HOT 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome 9.5 points.
A guy gets on an elevator and is standing next to a beautiful woman.
"Can I smell your crotch?" he asked politely.
The woman was shocked, "of course not!"
"Oh," replied the man, "then it must be your feet."
2006-07-18 08:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
eewww... that's gross!
here's one for you...
An Irish woman of advanced age
> visited her physician to ask his help in reviving
> her husband's libido.
> "What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
> "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
> aspirin".
> "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
> Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't
> even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
> to let me know how things went".
>
> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor,
> who directly inquired as to progress.
>
> The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
> begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!."
> "Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
> "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
> coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
> jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his
> eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With
> one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and
> tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
> took me then and there, making wild, mad,
> passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a
> nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
>
> "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
> the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
>
> "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
> 'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure
> as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me
> face in Starbucks again"
2006-07-18 08:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by .·:*RENE*:·. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 i would say 8+
2006-07-18 08:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really get it. If someone could explain it to me I would but I have a hunch what it means.
And sorry if this is an easy joke to figure out, I'm pretty stupid!!!
2006-07-18 08:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by [[keetr//mary]] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a waste of 2 minutes of my life
2006-07-18 08:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by Pinoy boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick...and funny.
2006-07-18 09:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that is pretty funny......
except i get tired of the stereotype that womens genital regions stink...
2006-07-18 08:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by myheartisjames 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck, mine ain't smelly, i never checked it, your sick, you pervert
2006-07-18 08:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasn't funny
2006-07-18 08:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Celse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too shabby.....
2006-07-18 08:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by alshan1123 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋