I am going to push legislation to have "stain-free" clothing, because I do not want me or my boyfriends skidmarks showing up on our suits. Also, I'd like that milky discharge of mine to bead off and roll down my pants so it doesnt get embedded into the crotch. I think that would be #1 on my agenda. Then, I would find peace in the middle east. Oh, yeah, and make everybody not hate us. What do you think?
2006-07-18 07:59:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Yay. If more politicians would put real-life issues like stain-free clothing on their agendas, I'm sure they would be a lot more popular. You've got my vote.
2006-07-18 14:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-02 07:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great plan, but the problem is the people most likely to care about the problem you're trying to solve don't vote. They're too busy staining clothes.
2006-07-18 08:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by ulbud k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a plan... go for it! Everyone's gotta have a dream that gets 'em "up" in the morning! I just hope you can IRON OUT any of the details that c.U.m. to light in your OVAL Orifice (sp?). Truth be told, though, you may be seen as a triffle "annal retentive." Are you gonna have a "Dick" as your running mate, too? Just make sure to keep him straight up on your policy matters... especially those that you want to "clean up." Good Luck with all that!!!
2006-07-18 10:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by cherodman4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just as good an agenda as a lot of the current politicians have. While you're at it, you may as well cure cancer, end poverty, and solve the greenhouse and energy crises. You'll be as realistic and sincere as 99.9% of all candidates.
2006-07-18 08:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by williegod 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Madame President, I think you have an outstanding foreign policy, your views on the economy are exemplary, you have a firm grasp on domestic issues, and you have entirely too much discharge on your clothing.
2006-07-18 08:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by illustrat_ed_designs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah so you can get that stain out of ur blue dress, right?
2006-07-18 11:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a solid Republican platform. Go for it.
2006-07-18 15:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The insanity ward is down the hall to your right.
2006-07-18 08:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by indianalee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a plan
2006-07-18 08:04:30 · answer #10 · answered by apcgrl81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋