There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed.
So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer.
One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny. On his way home,
he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks,
"Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car."
So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later,
there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes,
but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle;
I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."
2006-07-18 07:52:43 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha,,,,, very good ..... LOL......
thanks for sharing.....
2006-07-18 07:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by eejonesaux 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
here is one you might like
one day a simple lad visits a brothel and knocks on the door and says to the madam opening it, "i want a women!" the madam looks at him and says, "you want a woman, huh? have yo ever done this before?" the madam asks doubtful. "no." the madam laughs and says, "i'll tell you what, you go and practise with knotholes in those trees and when you know what you are doing, you come back and see me." so the lad goes out and finds a knothole. two weeks later he goes back to the brothel and says to the madam, "i want a women. i know how to do it now!" so the madam sends him off with one of the girls. when they get to the room the lad tells her to take off her clothes and bend over. when she does he takes out a lenght of wood and smacks her on the but. "what the hell did you do that for?" she exclaims. the lad replies, "checking for bees."
2006-07-18 07:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2006-07-18 07:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by janail_boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-07-18 07:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shefir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think something like that happened to me once except I was in a mall and I wasnt trying to hide it.This only ends in arrest and lots of people laughing and pointing.
2006-07-18 07:57:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sas-n-Frass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny. Made me laugh.
2006-07-18 07:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-07-18 07:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda like typin and not lookin lmao
2006-07-18 07:55:25 · answer #8 · answered by sorrells316 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of mark
2006-07-18 08:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by σοφια 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-07-18 08:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Pinoy boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!! As long as both of you are legal age
2006-07-18 07:55:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋