Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"
"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
2006-07-18 07:43:47 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww poor guy lol don't you ever sleep? lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-18 07:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Classic....LOL!
Here's one for you...
An Irish woman of advanced age
> visited her physician to ask his help in reviving
> her husband's libido.
> "What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
> "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
> aspirin".
> "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
> Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't
> even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
> to let me know how things went".
>
> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor,
> who directly inquired as to progress.
>
> The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
> begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!."
> "Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
> "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
> coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
> jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his
> eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With
> one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and
> tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
> took me then and there, making wild, mad,
> passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a
> nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
>
> "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
> the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
>
> "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
> 'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure
> as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me
> face in Starbucks again"
2006-07-18 14:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by .·:*RENE*:·. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k how about this
One saturday afternoon a manwas sitting in his lawnchair, drinkingbeer and watchinfg his wife mow the lawn. A neighbvor was so outraged at this, she went over and shouted to the man "you should be hung!" to which he calmly replied, " I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
2006-07-18 15:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by gravitatingingoshen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats funny... I am still wondering with all the cynicisms about relationships... how do people still getting married.. heh
2006-07-18 14:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cute
2006-07-18 14:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch kick in the groin
2006-07-18 14:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny, lmfao
2006-07-19 02:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by eric J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-18 15:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-18 14:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by GratefulDad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha......hahahah!! lmao! wow good stuff ill have to pass that joke around! (:
2006-07-18 15:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by lovegwen4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋